There was a joke
going around on twitter yesterday which captures all of Narendra Modi’s
speeches very effectively: Congress talks
about Congress, Congress, Congress. Modi talks about Congress, Congress,
Congress! And indeed, hidden in this innocuous banter, is the very real truth
about Modi’s Congress phobia. The Congress phobia manifests itself in the form
of “virulent attacks” on the party, just like inferiority complex often presents
itself as superiority complex. The fact that this is a phobia is borne out by
the continuing refusal of Modi to be interviewed by journalists – who could
expose it.
Just look at just a
few of Modi’s Congress-phobic utterances yesterday:
·
Congress did not name in PM candidate
because…..(a plethora of pitiable reasons)
·
The Nehru-Gandhi family is anti-OBC. It suffers
from “feudal mindset, casteist prejudices and sense of uniqueness”
·
Idea of India no one’s monopoly (in reference to
Rahul’s assertion that Congress is an Idea genetically coded into India).
·
(Congress) cannot deign to compete with a tea
hawker
·
They feel ashamed because while they have
pedigree, I can only boast of my achievements
All the above
statements are just from today’s TOI. There were countless other references in
his speech yesterday. Obviously, thanks to all these Congress-phobic jabs,
there was no time left for anything that would tell us what Modi’s vision for
the country is. What eventually came out looked second grade, and mostly a
continuance of what Congress has been practicing for a full decade now. Sample
the following:
·
Rainbow model of governance. Focus on culture,
agriculture, women, natural resources, youth, democracy, knowledge (I mean seriously, this banal statement is
all Modi could make?)
·
Black money stashed abroad to be brought back
and used for poor (Ya, but how? Does Modi support the idea that all currency
notes above Rs 50 should be scrapped? All cash transactions above Rs 2000
should be banned? How will he do more than what Chidambaram has done with Swiss
and other governments?)
·
Shift healthcare focus from curative to
preventive. Health assurance needed, not just health insurance (But this is
exactly what the Congress’s National Health Missions are, no? Besides Modi
hasn’t been able to deliver even the most basic of healthcare in his state – as
borne out by the pathetic HDI figures; so how will he do so nationally?)
·
Price stabilization fund for inflation (Very
little is known of this idea which is a problem by itself, but isn’t monetary
policy the turf of the RBI? Or does Modi not know that?)
·
100 smart cities to be created (A continuation
of Congress’s idea. Remember a large number of cities are being created under
the Delhi-Mumbai Industrial Corridor. Ditto under the Mum-Bangalore,
Bangalore-Chennai and now Delhi-Kolkata corridors as well).
·
IITs, IIMs and AIIMS in every state (Again, a
continuation of Congress’s vision – it has already created several new
IITs/IIMs).
Yesterday, the
papers carried the story that the BJP was going to continue with MNREGA and FSB
as well. So really, where is the difference between the BJP’s vision from the
Congress’s?
There isn’t. At
least not in Modi’s tiny mind. What is in abundant supply in his mind however
is rhetoric and there was plenty on display yesterday, like in all speeches
·
Govt dole,
dole, dole ki baat karti hai, per govt bhi dol rahi hai (completely
senseless; just a play of words; besides, how many people understand the word
“dole” to mean subsidies?)
·
Since
defeat looks inevitable, Sonia Gandhi decided to protect her son. No mother
would like to sacrifice her son at the altar of politics (Arre, but Rahul
is the one who will face the flak anyways. Besides, he has the guts to campaign
in difficult states. Modi on the other hand refused to go to Karnataka).
·
Congressmen
had come hoping they would get their PM candidate but they got three LPG
cylinders instead (Honestly, the same could be said about Modi. People came
hoping to hear his vision; all they got was more gas).
·
And of course the rhetoric on black money. This
is such a bogey now, no one believes it. Its one of those issues that the BJP
rakes up before every election, only to forget it later).
The highlight of
Modi’s speech yesterday however was his retort to Mani Shanker Aiyer’s “tea boy”
comment. Senseless and silly as that comment was, for that kind of personalized
attack is really the BJP’s style, not the Congress’s, Modi’s retort was equally
senseless and silly. He painted the Congress as being casteist. Now the BJP,
which is a party of Brahmins – one that has grudgingly appointed an OBC as its
PM candidate – shouldn’t call others casteist. Aakar Patel once wrote on how
the entire top leadership of the RSS, BJP, and other Sangh outlets is comprised
of Brahmins. If there is one party that is truly casteist, it has to be the
BJP. But for Modi, who has earned the #feku tag, truth is an easily dispensable
commodity. This is also borne out by his advice that “Non violence is the top dharma”. Really, Mr. Modi, you are saying
this? And “all spiritual paths are the
same”, but then Mr. Modi, why did you just introduce a bill (Freedom of
Religion (amendment) bill) in your state that seeks to merge Jains into
Hinduism? The Jains have strongly protested against this bill; even held
dharnas. Why did you do this? Only to show Hindus to be a larger number than
they are? Why do you have this Hindu-centric world view?
The real truth
is that Modi’s comedy show yesterday was just that; a comedy show. One has to admit
Modi’s speeches are always good fun to listen to. He’s a great stand-up
comedian. But please let’s not make the mistake of paying too much attention to
what he says. Its not the content that makes a Modi speech; it is the comic style.
I too had a good laugh yesterday!
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